Rather gross, but wanted

I’m talking about those Ped Egg devices, the ones which are sold on high quality paid programming. It somehow, magically perhaps, removes all the uber-nasty, rough spots on your feet. Given that my feet look rather 80-years-old-without-a-pedicure at times, this sounds like the BEST INVESTMENT EVER. Except that you have to order it off the TV, which is a little low for a preppy girl like me. However, they are offering a bonus Ped Egg for the price of one (what the hell would you do with two personal foot shavers??)  Who doesn’t dream of sitting side by side with your best pal, rubbing away crusty foot crap with your pair of Ped Eggs?

Yes, this is slightly disgusting – but I’m still terribly intrigued.

UPDATE: Sarah, a careful consumer, has alerted me that the Ped Eggs are available at Bed, Bath and Beyond. Coupled with all those damn 20% off tickets they send by mail, there’s no stopping me now.