Worst Week of the Year

23 Aug

It’s unavoidable. Like the locusts, they will return.

This week is move-in week. U-Hauls from the east coast are swarming into town, driving the wrong way down every damn one-way street. The fraternity and sorority houses opened on Sunday, and the dorms will open to the freshmen on Wednesday. By the close of business mid-week there will be so many crying mothers in mini-vans it’ll be almost like the opening night of a Twilight movie.

After a peaceful summer, it’s sad to watch the little heathens return to take over the town. At least those moving vans are full of the girls who will be my main source of entertainment as I drive to work, and they complete the walk of shame.

Welcome back to school kiddies.


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