Last night, I enjoyed the flashing blue and red lights of a cop car outside my window, but I find this much more soothing.
Can you tell I’m avoiding studying for my final which begins in less than six hours?
Archive for April, 2008
Outside My Window
Posted in News, tagged Outdoors, Spring on April 29, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Upgrade for dinner
Posted in Upgrades, tagged Organic on April 29, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Here I will advocate for an upgrade to organic beef. Last week in my excursion to the white suburbia mecca of Costco, three pounds of organic beef were purchased. Not only was the packaging far superior to the masses of ground beef in Styrofoam piled in the next section, but it really does make you [...]
And then God created the Internet
Posted in Rant, tagged The internet on April 24, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
After spending close to an hour yesterday on the phone with a darling mother, answering her most unfounded questions and concerns regarding her son, I directed her to obtain this same information in the future from a much more convenient and concise source. The internet.
Her reply: “Internet you say? A magical place where fact and [...]
Things to Ignore:
Posted in Things To Ignore, tagged 100 calorie packs, Popcorn on April 23, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
100 calorie bags of popcorn. Tastes like cardboard, in small quantities. The only bonus? Pour on salt and butter, drink four beers and convince yourself that you only consumed 100 calories and are not in fact, overweight. Fun game.
Upgrade for the bank account
Posted in Upgrades, tagged Hateful Law School, Taxes on April 22, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Because I know hearing mundane details about my life proves to be exhilarating for others, I am announcing that my state tax refund check has arrived. This would be far more amazing in real life if the money were not going toward supplies (read: text books) and activities (read: bar exam courses) which I will [...]
It’s Spring
Posted in Rant, tagged RAP, shorts, Sping on April 22, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
It’s spring now. Officially. Being that I live in a state designated by God as a weather testing playground, this status could potentially change any moment. For now though, SPRING.
Spring of course means that the brown puppy in my life will remain constantly perched at the window, sniffing out homeless people to bark at. I’d [...]
To Keep Kids Off Drugs….
Posted in News, tagged Drugs on April 16, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Be aware. Young boys and the newest teen drug trend: Camel Toads
Things to Ignore:
Posted in Things To Ignore, tagged Jordin Sparks on April 12, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Jordin Sparks, “Tattoo.”
This song comes on the radio and my personal quality of life takes a nosedive. NOSEDIVE.
Because…
Posted in Rant, tagged Introduction on April 11, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
I’m getting ready to enter the adult “real-world” (which I fully intend to shun);
I have the right opinions about nearly everything;
I’m extraordinarly talented in the areas of home decor, judging others, speed reading, travelling with impatient people, “relations” (as in public, -hips, etc.), LAW, and other things I’m unable to reference at this moment;
People need [...]
